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Somewhere out there, a cybercriminal is making New Year’s resolutions.

It’s January—the time of year when people finally book all the things they’ve been avoiding.

Millions of people are doing Dry January right now.

Ah, January. The magical month where everyone thinks they’re about to become the best version of themselves.

Late December. One tired business owner spends an hour looking at all the tech tools her 12-person team uses. What she finds? Total chaos.

Every January, the internet goes wild with tech predictions that promise to “change everything.” But by February, most small business owners are sitting there thinking, What the heck is the metaverse, and why should I care?

You’re three hours into a five-hour road trip. The car’s a mess, the s

nacks are gone, and your daughter pipes up: “Can I play Roblox on your laptop?”
You look at her.
Then at your work laptop—the one loaded with client files, sensitive info, and access to your entire business.
You’re tired. You’ve still got miles to go. And honestly… peace and quiet sounds amazing.
What’s the harm, right?

You know that drawer in your office full of tangled earbuds, random USB sticks, and weird tech gadgets from some conference in 2022? Yeah, that drawer. That’s where most so-called “tech gifts” go to die. Right next to the branded stress balls and power banks that lose all charge in 10 minutes.

(Or: How Not to Accidentally Ruin Someone’s Day)

(Because “fake charity” isn’t exactly in the holiday spirit)